Apr 30 2009
TNA Impact Results 3.23.09 - Cactus Jack Smack Attack
Jeff Jarrett opens the show to officially present Mick Foley his new World Heavyweight Championship. Foley came out to accept the belt and Jarrett announced Foley would defend the World Title at Sacrifice in an “Ultimate Sacrifice” fatal four-way match. Foley didn’t like this so be turned around and booked Jarrett in a match against Scott Steiner in a “Cactus Jack Smack Attack.”
Backstage Team 3-D is with Don West and announces a Team 3-D Tag Team Invitational with the winner get a trophy, a check and shot at Team 3-D’s Tag Titles.
Beer Money – “Cowboy” James Storm & Robert Roode beat “Lethal Consequences” – Jay Lethal & Consequences Creed in a quarterfinal match of the Team 3-D Invitational.
Backstage, Jeremy Borash tries to interview Jarrett about his match with Steiner but is interrupted by Eric Young, asking for a shot. Jarrett tells him to go find Holliday and take his partner’s spot.
Clips of Foley’s night and morning after winning the TNA World Title.
Sojourner Bolt beat Taylor Wilde in a Ladder Match for a future TNA Knockouts Title match. She won with a botched brass knuckles shot. Complete waste of a match and a segment. Terrible.
Backstage, JB tries to interview Jarrrett again but ref Slick Johnson tells him he needs to call home.
Mi Pi Sexy – TNA Knockouts Champion Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Madison Rayne came out to celebrate Love’s Title victory. Awesome Kong interrupts and attacks the dancing boys they brought out to dance for Love.
AJ Styles beat Kevin Nash by DQ when Booker T interfered.
“The Outlaw” Jethro Holliday & Eric Young beat Team No Limit in a quarterfinal match of the Team 3-D Invitational.
Jeff Jarrett pinned Scott Steiner in a “Cactus Jack Smack Attack” hardcore match. Angle then comes out to attack Jarrett. Foley runs out hits both Angle and Jarrett with chair shots. After the break Jarrett is in the ring with Styles and Daniels who threatens to fire Foley’s ass, only for Bobby Lashley to come out on the ramp and smile his goofy smile.
It was an alright show, but there was typical TNA back-asswardsness like why are Nash & Booker fighting for no reason? And it’s hard to keep track of who is a good guy and who is a bad guy these days.
